One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!


10. I told my doctor I swallowed a wrench. He said, “This tool—shall pass!

9. Never point a finger when you can lend a hand

8. I have an alter ego but only every other day.

7. My wife offered me a broom when she saw a foot of snow on my car. I told her, “Okay, but you’ll have to teach me how to fly it. "

6. Be an oasis not a mirage.

5. Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up

4. I grew up on a crocodile ranch. I was an only child—eventually

3. My dog got into my stash of Viagra— at least he stopped chasing his own tail.

2. There’s a lot of testosterone in my marriage—too bad none of its mine.

1. I’m not smart enough to dumb things down.

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