10. What did the lion say to the Cheetah? I’m starting a gnu diet.
9. Hear about the protest in Northern China? It was a Mongolian beef.
8. I have an alter ego but only every other day.
7. While it’s important to win it’s imperative to compete.
6. When you reach for the stars you have to look up.
5. Never give up-never let up-and you’ll never let yourself down.
4. I used to live in a gated community but they let me out for good behavior.
3. Contrarians drink to remember.
2. I applied to be an astronaut but they ran out of space..
1. The most important inheritance you can leave your children is the example you set in life.