One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!

10. What did the lion say to the Cheetah? I’m starting a gnu diet.

9. I told my doctor I swallowed a wrench. He said, “This tool—shall pass!”

8. Never point a finger when you can lend a hand.

7. My wife offered me a broom when she saw a foot of snow on my car. I told her, “Okay, but you’ll have to teach me how to fly it.”

6. Be an oasis not a mirage.

5. Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up.

4. I grew up on a crocodile ranch. I was an only child—eventually.

3. My dog got into my stash of Viagra—at least he stopped chasing his own tail.

2. There’s a lot of testosterone in my marriage—too bad none of its mine.

1. I’m not smart enough to dumb things down.

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