One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!

The One Line Philosopher…

TOP TEN OF THE WEEK

By Dave Weinbaum

12/18/2017

10. Hear about the father of 20who was arrested?If I were him, I'd want rest too

9. Never get Preparation H mixed up with your toothpaste

8. Be the river, not the splash

7. The pathway to character is paved with persistence

6. Facebook went down today. In other news, world production quadrupled

5. Does Dracula fall in love at first bite?

4. How did the fisherman cure his ears? He got Herring aids

3. Never play horse with a pig or pig with a horse

2. Those who come out of shell are happy as clam

1. Man who trips on stepping stone impedes progress