One Line Philosopher's TOP TEN 12/11/2017


10. Never break your second wind in a crowded elevator

9. Frayed memories demand a revisit to the scene

8. You won’t achieve greatness until you win after everyone said you couldn’t.

7. The secret to a poor life is to make excuses where effort is called for

6. Most of our great memories come from succeeding against adversity

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5. There are no civil marriages in Israel. They fight every day

4. If you’re up for Viagra, Viagra will reciprocate

3. What color do you draw a blank?

2. Lawyer: “How many wives have you had?” Husband: “27, but I’ve only been married to 1"

1. You’ll never get first pick if you insist on parking in the back

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