One Line Philosopher's TOP TEN 12/11/2017

December 11, 2017

 

10. Never break your second wind in a crowded elevator

 

9.   Frayed memories demand a revisit to the scene

8.   You won’t achieve greatness until you win after everyone said you couldn’t.

 

7.   The secret to a poor life is to make excuses where effort is called for

6.   Most of our great memories come from succeeding against adversity

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5.   There are no civil marriages in Israel. They fight every day

 

4.   If you’re up for Viagra, Viagra will reciprocate

 

3.   What color do you draw a blank?

 

2.   Lawyer: “How many wives have you had?” Husband: “27, but I’ve only been married to 1"

1.  You’ll never get first pick if you insist on parking in the back

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