One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!
10. Funeral home: Null and Void
9. People aren’t dragged to success as much as the tide recognizes their effort
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8. Try withholding your attack until you understand your enemy.
7. The difference between mediocrity and greatness is consistency
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6. When my girlfriend scratches my back she’s collecting DNA to make a nicer me
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5. While it’s important to win it’s imperative to learn why
4. They found a fossil of a seven-foot lobster—right next to a huge bowl with traces of melted butter
3. You can’t explore your future in a safe house
2. Make defining your life your manifest
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1. If Obama is the closest thing to being a Jew then I’m LeBron James
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