One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

11/06/2017

10. Provide the map to success but let your children drive the bus

9. Never underestimate a prison escapee— He’s already accomplished the impossible

8. Within the realm of gratitude lives true thanks for life.

7. Bull who is milked has no balls

6. I’d get a handle on myself but my girlfriend would just drag me around

5. Never rock the boat until it’s docked

4. Be a leader not a leach

3. Logic is not in the skill set of the delusional

2. Be a sidekick, not a front

1. It’s tough to fight a masochist— how do you know if you’ve won?

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