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One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum


10. Provide the map to success but let your children drive the bus

9. Never underestimate a prison escapee— He’s already accomplished the impossible

8. Within the realm of gratitude lives true thanks for life.

7. Bull who is milked has no balls

6. I’d get a handle on myself but my girlfriend would just drag me around


5. Never rock the boat until it’s docked

4. Be a leader not a leach

3. Logic is not in the skill set of the delusional

2. Be a sidekick, not a front

1. It’s tough to fight a masochist— how do you know if you’ve won?

COMING SOON.....THE 2018 Dave Weinbaum's The One Line Philosopher Desk Calendar!!! Be watching for details on how to get yours!!

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