The One Line Philosopher…
Top Ten of The Week
By Dave Weinbaum
10. As ego trips wane. let G0d emerge
9. I’m too lazy to be haunted
8. Most elections are lost by politicians gluing voters to their couches.
7. Save the world—tackle bullies first.
6. It doesn’t matter if you have what it takes if you refuse to use what you have
5. The secret to a rich life is to make a career out of your obsession
4. I was attacked by my OJ pulp —so I had it restrained.
3. My favorite shower song is, “Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head.”
2. The longest relationship you’ll ever have is with G0d
1. While elections have consequences, stealing should earn convictions
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