One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!
The One Line Philosopher…
Top Ten of The Week
By Dave Weinbaum
10. It’s Punish a Masochist Day. Make sure you’re nice to one
9. Age may just be a number, but how many 150-year-olds do you hang out with?
8. Being the butt of the joke does not a ham make
7. If you eat chicken with your eggs, is it overkill?
6. Sometimes it’s better to be a picker than a grower
5. May your deeds remain relevant and your words remembered
4. The end of one peaceniks war is the beginning of another group’s genocide.
3. The only way to push back is to move forward
2. Your best moments are in creating opportunities for your teammates to score
1. Quarterbacks never die-they just pass on