One Line Philosopher...TOP TEN!

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

10/9/2017

10. Why did the Sushis divorce? Too many eye rolls

9. Being wasted wastes time.

8. Before you hook yourself up to someone else’s star, pack a parachute.

7. When time is short, take deep breaths.

6. If you believe in the Second Amendment, stick to your guns—no matter what

5. They made a law against lying to get sex. There go America’s weekend plans.

4. Never hang with peeps who wear “I’m with stupid” T-shirts.

3. I locked my mockingbird and parrot in a cage match—I let them peck it out

2. The great thing about my site for seniors is I never have to update it

1. Sometimes it’s a big advantage to know you’re not that smart.