One Line Philosopher...TOP TEN!

October 9, 2017

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

10/9/2017

 

 

10.   Why did the Sushis divorce? Too many eye rolls

 

9.  Being wasted wastes time.

8.   Before you hook yourself up to someone else’s star, pack a parachute.

 

7.   When time is short, take deep breaths.

 

6.   If you believe in the Second Amendment, stick to your guns—no matter what

5.   They made a law against lying to get sex. There go America’s weekend plans.

 

4.  Never hang with peeps who wear “I’m with stupid” T-shirts.

3.   I locked my mockingbird and parrot in a cage match—I let them peck it out

 

2.   The great thing about my site for seniors is I never have to update it

 

1.  Sometimes it’s a big advantage to know you’re not that smart.

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