The One Line Philosopher…
Top Ten of The Week
By Dave Weinbaum
10. When told that Pluto had water, Mickey Mouse said, “Now that’s just Goofy!
9. If Obama is the closest thing to being a Jew then I’m LeBron James
8. You can’t explore your future in a safe house
7. Make defining your life your manifest
6. They found a fossil of a seven-foot lobster—right next to a huge bowl with traces of melted butter.
5. While it’s important to win it’s imperative to learn why
4. When my girlfriend scratches my back she’s collecting DNA to make a nicer me
3. The difference between mediocrity and greatness is consistency
2. Try withholding your attack until you understand your enemy
1. People aren’t dragged to success as much as the tide recognizes their effort.