One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!!

September 11, 2017

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

9/11/2017

 

 

10.   When told that Pluto had water, Mickey Mouse said, “Now that’s just Goofy!

 

9.   If Obama is the closest thing to being a Jew then I’m LeBron James

 

8.   You can’t explore your future in a safe house

 

7.   Make defining your life your manifest

 

6.   They found a fossil of a seven-foot  lobster—right next to a huge bowl with traces of melted butter.

5.   While it’s important to win it’s imperative to learn why

 

4.   When my girlfriend scratches my back she’s collecting DNA to make a nicer me

3.   The difference between mediocrity and greatness is consistency

 

2.   Try withholding your attack until you understand your enemy

 

1.  People aren’t dragged to success as much as the tide recognizes their effort.

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