One Line Philosopher...TOP TEN!! Week of 8/7/17

10. Sometimes you have to thumb your nose at the rule of thumb.

9. If some animals had listened to their instinct they wouldn’t be extinct.

8. I bit the hand that fed me—now they call me lefty.

7. The secret to a successful marriage is to keep the exes who hate you away from your bride who’s not sure.

6. I was going to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal.

5. Never get on the bandwagon until you learn to play an instrument.

4. I married a trophy wife but I couldn’t afford the polish.

3. Mother Nature has turned a cold shoulder to Global Warming.

2. I was going to be a psychic but there’s no future in it.

1. The lead dog endures the cold wind first.