One Line Philosopher TOP TEN..7/31/17

10. I knew a golfer who was so unlucky that when they tried to bury him he lipped out.

9. While smart people read the fine print brilliant people write it.

8. It’s not the toys we gather but the challenges we face.

7. One way to divide your enemy is to out multiply him.

6. Try not to let the only time you’re carried away be your funeral.

5. You’re one foot short of a yard sale.

4. My cousin gave vicious wedges—he was master of the short game.

3. I got my PHD in marital skills—I graduated from Hush U.

2. So many meetings—so little done.

1. When you reach the surface do more than purging your blowhole.