One Line Philosopher--TOP TEN

June 12, 2017

Week Of 6/12/17:

 

 

10.   Sometimes you have to thumb your nose at the rule of thumb.

 

9.   If some animals had listened to their instinct they wouldn’t be extinct.

 

8.   I bit the hand that fed me—now they call me lefty.

 

7.   The secret to a successful marriage is to keep the exes who hate you away from your bride who’s not sure.

 

6.   I was going to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal.

 

5.   Never get on the bandwagon until you learn to play an instrument.

 

4.   I married a trophy wife but I couldn’t afford the polish.

 

3.   Mother Nature has turned a cold shoulder to Global Warming.

 

2.   I was going to be a psychic but there’s no future in it.

 

1.   The lead dog endures the cold wind first.

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