Trump's hidden taxes

During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience

hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax

returns?

The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very

secure place that I'm certain they won't be

found."

The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is

that"?

The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath

Obama's college records, his passport application, his

immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay

for college, and his Selective Service

registration.

"What's your next question?"