One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!! Week of 4/3/17
The One Line Philosopher…
Top Ten of The Week
By Dave Weinbaum
1. Cardiologists speak in vein.
2. The only way to elevate your game is to play against those on top.
3. If G0d has no sense of humor I’m going straight to hell.
4. Sometimes race is thicker than logic.
5. Where do psychiatrists camp? INTENSE!
6. Wife: I lost my broom. Husband: Where did you fly it last?
7. I get so many ideas in the shower I plan on taking more than one a month.
8. Be an evolver not a dissolver.
9. Those who live by the sword won’t be deterred by talking points.
10. Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some.