One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!! Week of 3/13/17

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

03/13/2017

1. I married a trophy wife but I couldn’t afford the polish.

2. Mother Nature has turned a cold shoulder to Global Warming.

3. I was going to be a psychic but there’s no future in it.

4. The lead dog endures the cold wind first.

5. I was banned from Normal IL. for obvious reasons.

6. What did the earthquake say to the tornado? “It’s not my fault!”

7. I got married to an actress but it was only a cameo part.

8. Possessions are 9/10s of our flaws.

9. If life gives you a ruffled feather use it to tickle someone.

10. Victories often occur when you see no way to succeed but refuse to give up anyway.