One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!! Week of 3/13/17

March 13, 2017

 

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

03/13/2017

 

1.   I married a trophy wife but I couldn’t afford the polish.

 

2.   Mother Nature has turned a cold shoulder to Global Warming.

 

3.   I was going to be a psychic but there’s no future in it.

 

4.   The lead dog endures the cold wind first.

 

5.   I was banned from Normal IL. for obvious reasons.

 

6.   What did the earthquake say to the tornado? “It’s not my fault!”

 

7.   I got married to an actress but it was only a cameo part.

 

8.   Possessions are 9/10s of our flaws.

 

9.   If life gives you a ruffled feather use it to tickle someone.

 

10.   Victories often occur when you see no way to succeed but refuse to give up anyway.

Please reload

Follow Us
  • Facebook Basic Square
  • Twitter Basic Square
  • Google+ Basic Square
  • Facebook - Grey Circle
  • Twitter - Grey Circle

© 2019 Dave Weinbaum. All Rights Reserved. Site created by MarKei Media Solutions        Contact: weinbaumshow@gmail.com