One Line Philosopher TOP TEN!! Week of 3/6/17

1. Men are from Mars—women are from Venus—my wife is from Jupiter.

2. A window of opportunity won’t open itself.

3. I bought Clearasil stock—it had a major breakout.

4. My psychiatrist diagnosed me with multiple personalities. I was beside myself—and so was I.

5. Funeral Home: Null, Void and Berry.

6. The valley of victory exists just beyond the cliffs of discouragement.

7. Hear about the liberal who was for tax cuts? Neither have I.

8. Sometimes you have to euthanize your pet peeves.

9. Value wealth on ideas, not possessions.

10. If a baker marries his sister is he inbred twice?