One Line Philosopher TOP 10

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

01/09/2017

1. Those who deny their roots won’t blossom.

2. The most important inheritance you can leave your children is the example you set in life.

3. I applied to be an astronaut but they ran out of space.

4. Contrarians drink to remember.

5. I used to live in a gated community but they let me out for good behavior.

6. Never give up-never let up-and you’ll never let yourself down.

7. When you reach for the stars you have to look up.

8. While it’s important to win it’s imperative to compete.

9. I have an alter ego but only every other day.

10. Hear about the protest in Northern China? It was a Mongolian beef.