One Line Philosopher TOP 10

January 12, 2017

 

The One Line Philosopher…

Top Ten of The Week

By Dave Weinbaum

01/09/2017

 

1.    Those who deny their roots won’t blossom.

 

2.    The most important inheritance you can leave your children is the example you set in life.

 

3.    I applied to be an astronaut but they ran out of space.

 

4.    Contrarians drink to remember.

 

5.    I used to live in a gated community but they let me out for good behavior.

 

6.    Never give up-never let up-and you’ll never let yourself down.

 

7.    When you reach for the stars you have to look up.

 

8.    While it’s important to win it’s imperative to compete.

 

9.    I have an alter ego but only every other day.

 

10.    Hear about the protest in Northern China? It was a Mongolian beef.

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