The One Line Philosopher TOP 10--Week of 12/19/2016

1. My girlfriend said I should take up gardening so I went out and got plowed.

2. Dr. Scholls got his start when he walked a mile in someone else’s shoes.

3. The easiest way to weave a masterpiece is to find a common thread.

4. Never go out on a limb when you’re barking up the wrong tree.

5. Sometimes you have to stand on a dollar to turn on a dime.

6. Never become someone you’d cross the street to avoid.

7. If you put too many parts in a machine you might be fired for being overbearing.

8. Listen to advice—putt your conscious.

9. I knew a golfer who was so unlucky that when they tried to bury him he lipped out.

10. While smart people read the fine print brilliant people write it.