I AM Safe At Last
From Chester Kojro
I took down my rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off of my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on EBay) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman on that particular day.
Safe at last. Isn't this administration great or what?
America 2016 - A land ruled by politically correct government IDIOTS....