The One Line Philosopher: Top Ten Week of 9/5/2016
The One Line Philosopher…
Top Ten of The Week
By Dave Weinbaum
10. Pie in the sky is no dessert for facts on the ground. 9. My GF said I have little patience. “No way,” I replied—I’m not a pediatrician.” 8. Be a deal maker not a flame thrower. 7. Sometimes you have to spread a little mustard to ketchup. 6. If I wanted a “but” implant I’d get married! 5. I hear Walgreens was robbed. It was a real pillage. 4. I convinced my GF that sex is equivalent to steps. 3. Saying the truth now is your best ally later. 2. You can’t teach ethics if you refuse to demonstrate some. 1. Only a few people will do what’s necessary to improve on who they are.